After the longest, most frustrating Sunday in history, I was getting Grover's uniform ready for school the next day...
Undershirt, polo, slacks, socks, check!
Backpack, check!
Shoes... shoes... where the heck is the other shoe???
Me: James! Have you seen Grove's school shoe?
James: Just one?
Me: Yes, just one, so you've seen the other one?
James: I saw you with one...
Me: Nevermind... Grove, where is your other school shoe?
Grove: Dunno
Me: You just wore them to church today, where did you take them off?
Grove: Dunno... (noticing the lone shoe in my hand) you have one, where'd ya get that one from?
Me: What does it matter where I got it... Where is the other one?
Grove: Dunno... Guess I can't go to school tomorrow.
Me: NO! You will just be going to school with one shoe... How about that?
Grove: Was that shoe in the bathtub?
Me: Um... No.
Grover: Maybe the other shoe is in the bathtub...
Me: Why is it in the tub???
Grove: Dunno...
The missing shoe was, indeed, in the bathtub, along with two soggy socks, and the business card of our family friend... What where they doing in the bathtub?
Me: Dunno!
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